1001 Excuses gives you instant, hilarious reasons for any situation — from skipping work to escaping awkward moments. Just tap and get a new excuse every time.
Fast, simple, and gloriously absurd when it needs to be.
Tap the button, get an excuse. Tap again for another — no repeats, every tap lands a fresh one. Fast, simple, endless.
Funny, Believable, Chaotic, Dark, Office, Tech — and Motorcycle, because the ride always comes first. 🏍️
Every excuse you generate is saved on your device, so your greatest hits are always one tap away. Clear it any time.
Copy any excuse to the clipboard or share it straight to your favorite chat app — right when you need it.
Full interface and excuses in English, Norwegian, and Icelandic — switch instantly in settings.
No account, no ads, no analytics, no tracking. Works completely offline — your history stays on your device.
Pick a style, tap the button, and let the excuse do the talking.
Instant funny excuses for any situation — one tap, no ads, works offline. Free to download on Google Play.
Get it on Google Play1001 Excuses requires no account, shows no ads, and contains no analytics or tracking.
It works completely offline, and your excuse history never leaves your device.
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